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We could say that we are looking for a paticular type of person or persons....but we are so past that. We Just want to have hot nasty sex... sometimes with singles sometimes with other couples sometimes with groups we couldn't possibly be that boreing!!! We change are minds more times then we can fuck.:) single woman in Hume MO. An absolute must would be Clean and Discreet. Other than that....we want to meet people who enjoy having a good time.

We are a happy, secure married couple. We've been together forever and we'll be together forever but we made the decision to take our fantasies from talk to real. She would prefer a tall athletic man with a long cock and alot of stamina.

We are a fun attractive professional couple. Even though we are listed a single guy, we are definitely a couple and for real. She is 5’4”, around 115# with strawberry blonde hair and he is 6’, 195# with all his hair and a short cut goatee. Not your Ken and Barbie nor do we expect you to be. We work hard during the week so we rarely meet anyone on a workday. We host lifestyle parties in our home a couple times a month and prefer to meet new people at them. That way if the chemistry isn’t there then it isn’t as awkward and everyone has an opportunity to meet someone else. We are turned off by posers and married guys acting like singles. We also do not like endless emails or those who want us to chat on messenger for hours. We can pretty much figure out if we would like to meet you right off the bat. All the rest is a waste of time. Guys with profiles that have nothing but cock pics also turn us off. Before we meet, we will need to see full body and face pics. We also prefer that you live somewhat close by. We’re not typically a one night stand kind of couple so having you live close by makes for the possibility of developing a “friends with benefits” kind of relationship. If you are a regular "non-paying" member and have no pics, chances are we will not respond. We are seeking straight couples and single guys personally, but others may be contacted or they can contact us for invitations to our lifestyle parties. She absolutely adores cock. She loves fondling it, kissing it, sucking it, fucking it, you name it, she loves it. And if she knows you and trusts you or you can provide a clean bill of heath, she prefers sex the way nature intended. We are STD free and intend to keep it that way. We’re not particularly kinky nor do we enjoy hard ‘pile driving’ sex. A little butt slap is about as hard core as we get. No ropes, blindfolds, whips, chains, candle wax, pee, scat, animals, children, abusive language, ‘intentional’ male male contact and hopefully you can guess the rest. Just casual, friendly but intense sex with similarly minded couples or single guys with maybe a little whipped cream thrown in. OH YEAH.. NO MARRIED GUYS! AND... You must live reasonably close by. We aren't interested in one-night stands AND we don't play during the work week.

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